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Blood test for PD
2025-07-07 11:10:41 / IDE
After several signs of serious psychological disorders accompanied by pronounced anthropometric changes such as shrinkage, decay, and deformations, some naive well-wishers took the initiative and told the Democratic Party to come and have a blood test at a private laboratory.
The DP refused. I, he said, have regular, clean blood. I have Arjan blood, Hitler said it with his own mouth. I am young, beautiful, healthy. I don't need tests. I am as red as an apple. I don't take any medicine. I have no diagnosis. But as he said these words, the DP lost his mind, his voice went out, he started shivering, his throat became numb, he was afraid, he agreed to do the blood test on condition that he didn't pay a single lek.
So that on the way from the hospital to the blood lab they wouldn't see the hunched over, skin and bones, the DP was dressed like a peasant in pants and a dress, they put on slippers, and they wrapped their head with a red pioneer scarf with a black one, or a black pioneer scarf with a red one, which is the same thing.
At the request of the DP itself, which, since it was founded by Ramiz and Sigurimi, has had conspiracy in its blood, the results of the blood test were kept secret.
The first fact that the tests proved and amazed the doctors was that PD had blood, but he lacked a heart.
From the combination with blood without a heart, the only case in the history of mankind, the doctors who examined PD's blood tests would have gone crazy. A young doctor with a black beard, Selam Alekumi from Mallakastra, graduated in Applied Quranology at the University of Cambridge with the money of an Arab, calmed them down when he said that PD had a heart, but to protect the heart, a vital organ, from any danger, some loyal halabaks hid it in a cavity at the end of the spine.
Another wonder that terrified the doctors was the finding that the blood of the DP's head, that is, the blood that sets in motion everything inside the head: the brain, the endocrine glands such as the Hypothalamus, Pituitary, Thyroid, etc. that blood, that is, the blood of the head, which until that moment had been suspected of being pure Albanian blood, medical analysis proved conclusively that it was Serbian blood.
The sensational discovery shook the country. Both big and small were terrified. Hoping that the pure Serbian blood, like the wrong blood in the head of the pure Albanian living SP, was simply an accident, attention was focused on the other bloods in the body of the DP.
In the blood of the DP's mouth, that is, the blood for barking, biting, tearing, licking, lying, vomiting, boasting, spying, slandering, and intriguing, activities without which the existence of the DP cannot be imagined, the analysis brought out the only red blood, the abundant one that the DP has been using successfully since the Party of Labor gave birth to it.
The other blood, the blood of the DP's eyes, the analysis laboratory also extracted enough blood to see no further than the so-and-so who needs to be stolen, the pistachio that needs to be extorted, Hasan who needs to be spied on, Hyseni who needs to be beaten, Islami who needs to be killed.
The blood of the ears also didn't turn out bad to hear accurately everything that the millet says about the dirty maneuvers, the dirty tricks, the criminal thefts of the DP over the years.
While the blood in the hands was scarce and so poor that it enabled nothing but extending the hands and growing nails to steal as much as possible.
The blood on the legs came out a kind of blood like coffee grounds that made the skeletal legs walk backwards, in time and space.
The blood of the DP grape, the one that lubricates the cavity where the crocodiles of corruption enter fresh and emerge sweaty, the thugs who are paid to desecrate pluralism and shame Democracy, the nostalgics of violence.
Blood to cry when everyone laughs and to laugh when everyone cries, the only blood that the blood test revealed for the PD.
With the blood of these analyses, can the DP come to power?
Yes, it's coming. After about 400 million years, when the earth and the moon will have disappeared, the planets will have turned black, the Sun will have turned off. So the DP will come to power exactly when, everyone with Serbian or Greek blood, you thieves who say you are democrats, you bastards who say you are heirs, you donkeys who say you are politicians, you scum who say you are writers, you trash who say you are artists, you fully deserve it.
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