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Zegjineja from the village and the Prime Minister from the Capital!
2025-07-05 21:46:23 / IDE
Zegjineja from the village no longer needs to apologize or be victimized for her rural origins. Neither for her background nor for her accent, nor for her simple dress that has no signature, but somewhere there is a stain of pie from IPARD funds. Once she might have felt inferior, lowered her voice when entering the flat offices with pastel colors, now no longer.
Now Zegjineja is selected, even by the Prime Minister himself. Not by the neighborhood committee, nor by the cooperative lists, but by Him himself, the Chairman of the Socialist Party, the leader of the new style, the champion of rhetoric with big words and promises that fly faster than low-cost flights.
Zegjineja was selected because she represents the village! The origin! The land! The roots! Not excluding the fact that she went viral with the phrase "Where are you, Gazo".
Zegjineja is no longer a shameful voice that appears in the Assembly as some technical-political defect of the system. She is the most refined product of the last decade: an authentic representative of "the people", with the formation she did not receive at the Sorbonne, but sitting "knee-deep with the people". Cold and fair, with troubles that have no English translation.
To our collective surprise, she is no longer even a political "victim". She no longer cries about "how hard it is to be from the village", because she has understood that being from the village is a value. Especially when you are placed on a list named by a man who calls himself a student of Noli and Konica, two giants who, if they really knew their modern disciples, would have asked to be removed from every Facebook quote.
Our Prime Minister, in his characteristic way, somewhere between an art seminar and a political marketing course, has made his political choices. He calls her with a silent intellectual approval. In the style of: “I know you are not an academic, but you are the reality of my country.” He accepts her, sees her, uses her politically and in the end he no longer listens to her because this is what Kurban taught him.
Zegjineja from today must face a much greater challenge than simply being a deputy or representative. She must face the imaginary Konica and Noli, of course. Because while she tries to speak simply and directly, at the table opposite, the Prime Minister holds monologues about the spirit of the renaissance, about the digital state, about the aesthetics of governance, about enlightenment in the administration.
So, she should not stand out as a "where are you, Gazo", but imitate Konica and Noli, in order to enter the hearts of their most self-proclaimed students. She should read Faik Bey under her breath, learn that "reform" does not only mean replacing directors and that "education" does not begin with propaganda and end at the party's private university.
Meanwhile, the Prime Minister from the capital never confuses the erudites with the people. He keeps both in different pockets. One to recite when he goes abroad and the other to wave during the campaign. Zegjina to show Europe that "we are with the people", and Konica to show the people that "we are with Europe" while Nolit says what he achieved when "The Manchester Guardian" in 1917 wrote with superlatives about our erudite, but that times have passed and now they write about Rama's debates with Farage.
Therefore, Zegjineja, in this new political stage, truly has a great challenge in front of her, but only one choice: to learn to be as she is, but to speak as if she has attended at least three seminars on political discourse, because she must, to articulate as a diplomat and politician, but to get Rama's attention and talk to him, she must now read Noli and Konica.
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